So I am consistently amused by some of the things my kids say.
As a teacher, I hear hilarious crap on a minutely basis. If you are a teacher and/or have a child and/or have ever heard what kids think, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Here are some GEMS I found while marking my students' spelling books:
1. "I put the cream in my body."
Do you now??
2. "I bring the nail for my dad so he to make a house with a wood."
Really great effort here. This kid is smart, but sometimes she thinks about 4 million words at once and just HAS to write ALL of them down.
3. "I head the helmet by safe."
...yes you do.
4. "My Dad and Mum eat a jum."
The word is supposed to be jam but the rhyming is nice. I may make this into a song.
5. "The moon make a sparkle in a sky."
Lol...
6. "At night, it is moon."
It sure is.
7. "I clean a teeth with my tube." (My personal favourite)
How incredibly gross/innocent is this? All I have to say is... what?!?!?!
This next gem of a sentence was written on a test where the students had to use the word "email" in a "meaningful sentence":
"I email a cake."
I gave this student full marks because this is effing adorable.
The next few gems are things my students have said in class. Amazing.
Me: What's three plus two?
"Yellow."
"Miss! He look at me!"
Context: We were talking about what my stuffed monkey, Jimby, might eat:
Me: Jimby likes to eat bananas. What else does he like to eat?
"Jimby eat flowers."
"Jimby eat computers."
"Jimby eat electricity." (My personal favourite)
Me: What happens when a fish is out of water?
"It die!"
Me: What animals can fly?
"Santa can fly."
Me: Can you touch fire?
"It no soft! It die!"
Me: Can plants move?
"Flowers make a babies."
That answers exactly what I asked...
So there you have some of the funniest quotes from my class. Trust me, there will be more to come.
I still can't get over "I clean a teeth with my tube." I hope you know she MEANS tube of toothpaste...
Until next time,
This is Mrs. S. Wun, Teacher extraordinaire!
As a teacher, I hear hilarious crap on a minutely basis. If you are a teacher and/or have a child and/or have ever heard what kids think, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Here are some GEMS I found while marking my students' spelling books:
Do you now??
2. "I bring the nail for my dad so he to make a house with a wood."
Really great effort here. This kid is smart, but sometimes she thinks about 4 million words at once and just HAS to write ALL of them down.
3. "I head the helmet by safe."
...yes you do.
4. "My Dad and Mum eat a jum."
The word is supposed to be jam but the rhyming is nice. I may make this into a song.
5. "The moon make a sparkle in a sky."
Lol...
6. "At night, it is moon."
It sure is.
7. "I clean a teeth with my tube." (My personal favourite)
How incredibly gross/innocent is this? All I have to say is... what?!?!?!
This next gem of a sentence was written on a test where the students had to use the word "email" in a "meaningful sentence":
"I email a cake."
I gave this student full marks because this is effing adorable.
The next few gems are things my students have said in class. Amazing.
Me: What's three plus two?
"Yellow."
"Miss! He look at me!"
Context: We were talking about what my stuffed monkey, Jimby, might eat:
Me: Jimby likes to eat bananas. What else does he like to eat?
"Jimby eat flowers."
"Jimby eat computers."
"Jimby eat electricity." (My personal favourite)
Me: What happens when a fish is out of water?
"It die!"
Me: What animals can fly?
"Santa can fly."
Me: Can you touch fire?
"It no soft! It die!"
Me: Can plants move?
"Flowers make a babies."
That answers exactly what I asked...
So there you have some of the funniest quotes from my class. Trust me, there will be more to come.
I still can't get over "I clean a teeth with my tube." I hope you know she MEANS tube of toothpaste...
Until next time,
This is Mrs. S. Wun, Teacher extraordinaire!
