Teaching overseas is not an easy job by any means. The stress piles up and up and often I need a good laugh, so when my kids write me hilariously awful sentences, it at least makes me smile.
Here are some more gems for you. I'm sure they'll keep a-coming!
"I swing in the pubic."
Unsanitary...
"I quiz I prag a ten farm ten I siad haag."
On the quiz, I took (?) a ten from ten. I said hooray! Close enough...
"The earplan is giant."
Strange way to spell 'airplane' my friend."I see a ditty cow."
So do I!!!
"I am the fist in the rape."
I thank every speck of matter in the universe that this student has no idea what this means. You can't make this shit up bro!
"The Qarbag is dirty."
Is it?
"I have big pants in my home. frans"
I just think this one is amusing. Talk about "I don't give a shit" information. Miss, I have big pants in my home. Okay... that's nice. Try, I am wearing blue pants today, and I will care more. Why? Because English.
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